Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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