hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
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