its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
We are two peas in an std pod
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Randomize
