Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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