remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
