let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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