its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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