u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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