im drinking this country out of the recession.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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