We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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