But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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