Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Randomize
