I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Randomize
