You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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