come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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