She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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