I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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