she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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