Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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