Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry mamama hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(773): View more from Illinois

I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.

(1-773): View more from Illinois

Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.

Fav 28 1067 2966
share tweet
(417): View more from Missouri

Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?

Fav 7 2026 922
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(973): View more from New Jersey

just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.

Fav 29 940 3937
share tweet
(214): View more from Texas

I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.

Fav 40 3847 1522
share tweet
(910): View more from North Carolina

I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.

Fav 13 4769 1356
share tweet
(720): View more from Colorado

i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.

Fav 13 4116 1673
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(618): View more from Illinois

No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.

Fav 3 3034 1027
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(209): View more from California

I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.

Fav 0 483 555
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(310): View more from California

These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.

Fav 0 23 40
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT