you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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