so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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