ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
You can't just leave with hair like that
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
