Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Omg I joined a choir last night...
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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