Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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