Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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