I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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