dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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