I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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