so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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