Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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