I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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