Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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