So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
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