he shaved USA in his pubs
He is an equal opportunity slut.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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