Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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