I could have mohawked her pubes.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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