Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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