somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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