a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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