"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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