we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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