thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
Randomize
