these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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