The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
We’re leaving where are you
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