If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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