see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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