Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Randomize
