the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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