Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
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