i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
where are my eyebrows?
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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