The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Randomize
